{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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