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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}

{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}

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{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}

{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}

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