{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}
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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Which side of the chicken has more feathers?","punchline":"The outside.","id":295}
{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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{"fact":"The leopard is the most widespread of all big cats.","length":51}
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