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\"You Owe It All to Me\" is a song by Scottish band Texas, released in October 1993 by Vertigo Records as the second single from their third studio album, Ricks Road (1993). It was written by Johnny McElhone and Sharleen Spiteri, and produced by Paul Fox. The song reached number 39 on the UK Singles Chart.
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{"fact":"Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.","length":160}
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Martin Nakell is an American poet and author.
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